140 word news?

I absolutely couldn’t believe this article from the Guardian. What is this once respected paper thinking?

I think it’s safe to say that we will remember this day, April 1, 2009, as the day journalism died.

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2 Responses to 140 word news?

  1. jfkerman says:

    You realize this was an April Fool’s joke, right?

    A mammoth project is also under way to rewrite the whole of the newspaper’s archive, stretching back to 1821, in the form of tweets. Major stories already completed include “1832 Reform Act gives voting rights to one in five adult males yay!!!”; “OMG Hitler invades Poland, allies declare war see tinyurl.com/b5x6e for more”; and “JFK assassin8d @ Dallas, def. heard second gunshot from grassy knoll WTF?”

    A unique collaboration between The Guardian and Twitter will also see the launch of Gutter, an experimental service designed to filter noteworthy liberal opinion from the cacophony of Twitter updates. Gutter members will be able to use the service to comment on liberal blogs around the web via a new tool, specially developed with the blogging platform WordPress, entitled GutterPress.

    Currently, 17.8% of all Twitter traffic in the United Kingdom consists of status updates from Stephen Fry, whose reliably jolly tone, whether trapped in a lift or eating a scrumptious tart, has won him thousands of fans. A further 11% is made up of his 363,000 followers replying “@stephenfry LOL!”, “@stephenfry EXACTLY the same thing happened to me”, and “@stephenfry Meanwhile, I am making myself an omelette! Delicious!”

    According to unconfirmed rumours, Jim Buckmaster, the chief executive of Craigslist, will next month announce plans for a new system of telepathy-based social networking that is expected to render Twitter obsolete within weeks.

  2. I thought mentioning the date would tip my hand enough for people to realize I was in on it.

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